Funny developers...

[Former Member]

While preparing a database export I read the following in the logfiles:

WARNING: option '-i' is not for sissies
         (you won't get any help)

Seems some developers still have humor )

Markus

[alejandro_bindi]

Here there's a big compilation of this kind of coding jokes buried inside standard ABAP...http://www.sapfans.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=103417

[matt]

In one of the BI 7.0 frontend tools we just got the message

"Panic. An unrecoverable error has occurred".

[markus_doehr2]

> Here there's a big compilation of this kind of coding jokes buried inside standard ABAP...http://www.sapfans.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=103417

VERY nice!

I have found an additional one:

Include L0GJFARMF02

<...>
Data: ACTIVE TYPE C,
      post_period     type T009B-POPER,
      post_year       type T009B-BDATJ,
      wa_t8jfrm       type v_t8jfrm,
      IT_T8JQ         like T8JQ occurs 0 with header line,
      IT_T8JFRM_STP   like T8JFRM_STP occurs 0 with header line,
      arschloch(6)    type c.
<...>
arschloch = sy-uzeit.
<wa_t8jfrm>-CTIME = arschloch.
<...>

"Arschloch" is the German word for "****".

Markus

[Former Member]

Hmmmm, this gives me a brilliant idea !!!

Have you heard of the term "rick rolled"

I may create a transaction when executed (in development) that opens an internet explorer window to link to youtube

I can't wait to try it

Rickrolling is an Internet meme typically involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a web link that they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. ...

good times

;endif

[Former Member]

Its so funny.. here and in india there is a chain mail going on.... with mostly all SAP funny comments...

1) LV61BMES Check in ABAP Editor..

Whoever disturbs the silence in this include will be hunted by 1000 crying devils.... (God save developers)

2) /DSD/SL_FSRSEL_PROCESS ABAP Editor

Panic...

3) MV45AF0T_T001W_SELECT (too funny)

Take it... shake it.... make it... for fake it... (Its all about SAP)

4) LSMIGR_MSSF02 (People who were involved in Unicode/NonUni...

The other way would be pretty stupid..right ?no body in the world migrates from Uni > Non Uni Objection Your Honor... !

Enjoy SAP... (In India SAP stands for ..Sab Aadmi Pareshan.. (All males having tough time) ha ha LongLive SAP ...

[pokrakam]

My favorite is a popup the first time a user accesses bindings in the workflow builder:

Tip: Supports the Binding Editor Drag&Drop from Release 6.20. 
Directly Between the Left and Right Tree 
Or From an Element in the Tree to a Field in the Binding 

Tried It Yet?

[  Yes  ]   [  No  ]   [ x Cancel  ] 

(clicking yes or no makes no difference).

Cheers,

Mike

[Former Member]

So far we saw funny code comments, error/info message but here is my first entry of funny functionalities.

In SAP GRC Access Controls 5.2 >> Role Expert 5.2

Go to Configuration Tab and in the left navigation menu click on "Upgrade" menu item. You will see the following.

____________________

Current Version:

New Version: 5.2

Upgrade

-

---

If you click on Upgrade button you will see a confirmation message in green stating that "Application Successfully Upgraded"

What's the funny part?

Well the funny part is the application version is 5.2 only and it does not upgrade to any new version. and why would 5.2 be upgraded to 5.2 It seems to be a functionality left for future development.

Regards,

Amol Bharti

[markus_doehr2]

Note 998904 - Statistics check shows red or yellow traffic lights

Code correction 842002 (see bottom)

FORM CHECK_ANALYZE_TABLE_ORA:

*  >>>>>>>>>>AE BI 7.00 SP10: ****!
*  Statistics can be up-to-date even after 1000 years, if the table is not modified
*  ELSEIF l_time_diff > rsdu_c_check_threshold.
*    e_status = rsdu_c_check-yellow.
*    e_s_message-msgty = 'W'.
*    e_s_message-txtnr = 521.
*    e_s_message-msgv1 = i_tablnm.
*    e_s_message-msgv2 = l_time_abs.
*  <<<<<<<<<<AE BI 7.00 SP10: ****!

)

Markus

[Former Member]

Found this a few times in an ex-contractor's code...

IF sy-subrc NE 0.
*serious error, should not happen
endif.

Skills

Edited by: Kev Mycock on Oct 3, 2008 6:05 AM

[JozsefSzikszai]

The short text of FM POPUP_FOR_DEST_AND_DBNAME in German is very descriptive...

[former_member583013]

Very funny -:)

Greetings,

Blag.

[GrahamRobbo]

My favourite SAP error message ever...

There is not enough memory available to display this error message.

True story.

Cheers

Graham Robbo

[former_member184657]

Funny Developers Sticky?

pk

[former_member181995]

And My favourite SAP Information message ever...

Please Press here...

Cheers

Amit

[JozsefSzikszai]

Message class: 00

Message number: 072

Message text: Memory low. Leave the transaction before taking a break!

[markus_doehr2]

Today I saw on a new installed portal a red exclamation mark (error) with a text

"Portal activity report could be started"

and that was it. The PAC was not started although the text said it was...

Markus

[matt]

Funny documentation writers:

http://help.sap.com/saphelp_nw04s/helpdata/en/1f/8311664bc511d189750000e8322d00/frameset.htm

It ain't over until the fat penguin stops dancing.

( I'm currently working on downloading the netweaver for linux version, once I've got the right version of linux working in VMWare... will I see the dancing penguin there? ).