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Really bad SAP humor ;)

Former Member
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Inspired by the many answers from the messages created over time, I have made a compilation of jokes which describes the feeling i get when I read those messages.

Q. How many B1 consultants does it take to change a kitchen light bulb?

A. Cannot be done. This feature will be available in Service Pack 1.

Q. What did the mechanic say to the driver, when the drivers car would not start?

A. Thats not a bug, thats a feature.

Q. What did the control tower say to the pilot, when the pilot maydayed S.O.S because his plane had lost a wing?

A. Could you please provide a screenshot.

Cheers!

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Former Member
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You forgot one about userfields and a formatted search...

Q: I can´t use this fields in the report...

A: Well with a couple of userfields and formatted searches...

Q: The document is not getting the right value from the base document...

A: Will be fixed in 2006, but with a couple of userfields...

Cheers

rasmuswulff_jensen
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Nice on